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| Yarr! We be magic pirates! |
Arrrrg! I hope all ye land lubbers had a great 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'! I be dreaming about getting me sea legs back one of these days and heading back to Booty Bay. I be leavin' you mateys with a few pirate jokes!
Captain kaozz' favorite pirate jokes:
Why would a pirate be scared of a woman?
He might get hooked on her?
Harrrr! Harrrrrr!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend so much time at C!
Yarrr!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a papertowel on his head. The bartender asks him why he has a paper towel on his head. The pirate replies 'Arrr! I have a bounty on me head!'
Arrrg!
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
IHOP!!
Yarrr! Harrr! Yarr!
Safe adventures, mateys!
-Captain kaozz
Just wonderful! Ahh but so are you? A great Blog!!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Pirate joke...
ReplyDeleteA pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says "What's the steering wheel for?" The pirate says "Arrrr....it's driving me nuts!"
Haha! I have heard that one, long ago, good one!
ReplyDeleteWhy do pirates like communists?
ReplyDeleteBecause of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!
LOL! I like that one!
ReplyDeleteLove that!!!!
ReplyDeleteI unintentially took part in talk like a pirate day while leveling up my priest. Just before the final boss of the instance, the tank asked if everyone was ready with the usual "r?" Being in a goofy mood I replied "ARRRGH!!" and everyone had a good laugh ^_^
ReplyDeleteLMAO, genius!
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